ambrosius.
your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.
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- // Surprisingly, he is extremely reliable. Despite all his laziness and general unwillingness to involve himself with human matters, whenever something truly bad happens, whenever you need him the most, he's there. He will help you solve that conflict. Even if it kills him.
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- He can't let her know most people don't survive the first date. "Oh, yeah. Same here. Mhm. Well, no worries. There's a match for everyone. You'll find someone as chaotic in time."
- // Do I have to keep this promise or
- "Oh, I don't know. I don't usually get past a first date. I'm not certain what is second date territory. But, yes... The passing out is likely fine, but you should probably wait until halfway into the actual date before you get drunk..."
- "That's right... I'm a half-elf. My goodness, how could you tell?"
- // Guy who quickly tries to change the subject.
- Magic is not viewed fondly where I'm from. Those who weave the arcane have strayed from the light. I am a witch, and by extension, my mother is a witch for having created me. Soooo, what about you? Where are you frooom~? The people back home nice and friendly?
- "80, 800, basically the same. Just some really big numbers with an 8 in the front. So, what? Is this a vow of sobriety? Wake up on a roof in Moldova? Doctor's orders?"
- As far as I know, but the jury is still out. There's a pretty significant portion of the population who'd argue I was born from the bowels of hell. My mother isn't exactly a saint, but I think referring to her as "hell" is still quite rude. That's a joke, by the way. You're allowed to laugh.
- "It certainly is a good thing that you won't be sober for 800 years, then! I wonder if you'd even live that long... Meditation still might do you some good."
- I will double down on bitter and lonely, but retract my statement about suffering. That bit was presumptuous of me, and I should know better. I find it rather abhorrent to be content with being undead, but that may be the druidism talking. Surely you understand where my biases stem from.
- "Sober? Oh, yes. Nothing wrong with sober. I was once sober for 800 years. Meditation is a great substitute."
- "And you're my favorite bundle of chaos~!"
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- I suppose I'll have to accept that.
- "Hello Danvers. Are you also annoyed or imitating me?"
- "Correct answer. Nightmares shall not touch you tonight."
- >:/
- "I am genderfluid."
- Guys, I'm the only succubus you'll ever love, right? 🥺
- Leading such a bitter and lonely unlife makes it rather easy to see how you ended up precisely where you are now. The world is what you make it. I choose to make it one embraced by the light of my company. You may continue to choose misery and suffering for the next million years or whatever.
- Don't be so severe, it is only a nickname. I would not forbid a harmless show of familiarity, endearment even.
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- "Both laser and scuba are acronyms. I thought that was a little messed up. They shouldn't be acronyms, but they are. This isn't important to anyone but me."
- "I am certain he'll be ecstatic to hear that he's a valuable asset. You know the human heart so well." He's clearly getting a kick out of this, but he did say he'd be pestering. So here is. Mocking and pestering. "I have no further advice. I will enjoy watching you dance. You make a good jester."
- My allies have taken to calling me Merlin, so I suppose that is who I am. I am what one would call a druid, though many would simply refer to me as 'wizard.' Is that the answer you were looking for?
- Hah. Hahahah. We are too stubborn in our opinions, though I do enjoy it. It is difficult to debate with an expert, no? I suppose you would know better than me. How long has it been for you?
- So you say, and yet, I must disagree. Such a wildly generic and broad statement. No two people are identical, you know? Thus, no two events are exactly the same. To experience with a new element is to see through new eyes. The perspective of another paints the world anew.
- Canary, you are the best witch who likes lakes. And I will always support you.
- I like that we call her Lancelot's mother rather than her name. Like we can only refer to her by her accomplishments, of which she has only three.
- What...? What does this even mean?
- The Lady of the Lake has wronged many, many people.
- "What a cruel solution you've come up with, abandoning him in a foreign land. I suppose that is rather like you."
- "Hum... How goes the human hunting?"
- Oh, I'd beg to differ! So much is occurring at all times, new and exciting things. One must lack creativity and drive to grow bored of it all! Though I suppose being chained and bound to a single task does make eternal life more difficult to enjoy. ... I'm a scholar. I'm curious about most things.
- Ah, knew there was a good reason. Seems awfully tedious to trudge about without stopping if not for the body, then for the mind. I could not stand it. But perhaps boredom is among the things you no longer feel.
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- I also have a question: Why do the companions have to be undead?
- "You're next."
- Maybe you should also look into some hobbies. Might make you feel less hollow.
- // Tried to look outside to see if it was snowing and was immediately blinded. I forgot.
- I know a couple devils who would love someone like you.
- Depends on who you lose it to. Many times there are no consequences until you die.
