Whenever questioned the little elf always responds "I know nothing about that."

With that goddamned “punch me” smirk on his face

One thing we can be sure that Mike Johnson knows about is a certain individual's porn habits thanks to Covenant Eyes.

Has he even issued any kind of statement about it?

He'd be great in commercials for sensory deprivation pods.

Believe it or not, he was on the worlds longest continuous flight that also had no wifi service.

Gonna be a lot of "I haven't seen the video" "I haven't heard that statement" "I haven't read that post" from all the Republicans.

Any of them...

You'd have more chances with Jon Snow

He just shut down the house…

You gotta wonder how these guys can keep it up.

"I'm just hearing about this today."