I'm convinced the main reason new years resolutions don't work is because you're trying to take away something you enjoy during the bleakest, coldest month. Quit stuff in spring, in the past 3 springs I've quit smoking, drinking and joined the gym. So far have stuck to all three.
People say Fireworks Night is the best time to shoot someone. Well 5th January is the best time to dispose of a body and pretend it's a tree. That's exactly 2 months you need to store the body safely.
Most of your mould issues can be solved by just opening your bloody windows for 5 minutes every once in a while. Especially when it's cold. Every other country in Europe does this. Here people look at you as if you're insane for suggesting it.
You'll always have those 49 days, Liz.
I've hardly been thrilled by Starmer so far but I can't understand anyone in Labour who wants him to resign. Didn't we all see how badly it went for the Tories when they kept chopping and changing PMs every five minutes?
"We have sex via Carrier Pigeon"
I often wonder if those criticising the current Prime Minister remember any of the previous five.
Major, Brown and Starmer are the best PMs of my lifetime, because they're boring.
I will take our current boring administrator over any of those Tory pricks/Farage all day long. Reform voters will probably be in for a shock when Farage screws the NHS.
I know he's an absolute berk but I do feel Rod Stewart is underrated.
