I'm decked out in jewels and gems
I had a great idea earlier for a horror movie called FRIGHT TRAIN and it would be about a really scary train
Austin Powers thought this movie was just about a very good machine
British people are smashing
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
The president is a WHAT-ophile???
Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?
I stopped making pennies this year
Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol commander in large and will soon have his bones slow cooked to make a hearty broth
After giving myself some time to process my emotions, I have determined that the most logical move going forward would be to completely dismantle ICE and reassign every agent to a prison cell where their organs will be harvested as necessary. Thank you
Jacob Frey always looks like a deadbeat dad in a French new wave movie whose wife and son fuckin hate him
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
I just met the ear from Blue Velvet happy birthday David Lynch
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Just found out that vegans can't drink Mountain Dew because of the horse piss 😫
Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.
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David Lynch was probably using his imagination when he came up with a lot of that stuff
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It'll be a cold day in Hell when Hell freezes over
Unfortunate typo in Full House shooting script leads to Michelle Tanner saying "You got tits, dude"
I could be us, but I'm playing
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RIP to the parasites feasting on Scott Adams' brain
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42% for abolish ICE without an iota of mainstream elected Democratic buy in, this could be over 60% if they tried even a little.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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Too many people are trying to differentiate between ICE and police.
I will hold your hand as I say this:
Police in the US treat marginalized people the way ICE treats everyone. They're far more similar than you want to admit.
Defunding the police and abolishing ICE are the same fight.
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lmao
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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i bought the domain
ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
Inventing the world's first electric mummy
Thirty years of perfect proofreading down the drian
Thinking about making one of those beautiful, moody, four hour arthouse movies called MOMENTIA where the trailer is just a minute long shot of a rainy wheat field and it only plays once at a theater 9000 miles away from where you live specifically
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Someone mind my manners for me
My prediction: Santa Claus is bald as a mf!!
You're probably sick of disgusting orange blobs by now.. but look at this one we found in the woods
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My idea for "Space Jam On Broadway," a spectacular jukebox musical set to the songs of R. Kelly, has been met with great big bricks thrown through my windows
Boarded a plane out of Phoenix and the guy next to me immediately got out his laptop and opened it to an amazon listing for a gun
Getting sued by James Corden for $547,000 wasn't on my 2026 bingo card!!
Happy Stu Year
Guys will literally hike a mountain trail in Arizona with their girlfriend and her dog instead of doing something else
MR. POTTER: Ah, George Bailey. I remember you once told me that I sucked. But now it turns out that YOU suck
