riley
They said I was too tall for the NBA
- If I hear the Pluribus voicemail one more time
- I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
- me watching the guy who owe me 10k get raptured
- Every time I see Rihanna she’s pregnant
- Hello Franklin
- Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
- Leaked script: Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
- Trump hasn’t played golf in 14 days 👀
- Battle foreshadowing
- I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028.
- Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feed
- 😭
- when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
- Teachers soon as they get home from school
- me trying to remember a time when the government was actually for the people
- This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry
