Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon Musk has shown that it can buy wombs.
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
Joe Rogan is extremely puerile in his political views, but to say that he’s learning is a bit of a stretch.
Ah yes! The signature Schumer move: the pre-emptive power collapse!
"Well, one or two concentration camps would be understandable, really. We're open to negotiation. Okay, three or four."
If you allow exceptions for ticking time bombs, then every perceived threat becomes a ticking time bomb.
Alabama has the worst maternal mortality in the United States at 60 deaths per 100K live births. For reference, California has 18 deaths per 100K live births.
But Dr. Oz thinks it’s “cool” that American citizens do not have access to good reproductive healthcare in the wealthiest nation in history.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
I’d only be willing to let a robot do an ultrasound if I had a pregnant robot.
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Avid conspiracy theorists are going to have to work harder just to keep up with reality.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
When Jesus was asked, “who is my neighbor?” he didn’t say, “not THOSE people.”
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“If the US has someone whom historians will look back on as the gravedigger of American democracy, it is Mitch McConnell.”
Holocaust historian Christopher R. Browning, comparing McConnell to Paul von Hindenburg in 2018
I strongly disagree with my friend Steve here. I think a Federal Bureau of Prisons facility—the most modern and secure one, because our president deserves the best—should be named after Trump.
If elected to Congress, I pledge to do my best to enact this into law.
Why stop there? Trump should outdo the Saint Louis arch.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
Two weeks of vacation per year for 26 years amounts to a whole year of lost productivity. We’ve got to end vacations if we want to boost productivity.
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Truly a noble cause.
