- No joke. Look up any movie you can think of on IMDB and it will beat Melania’s 1.3 stars. Birdemic: 1.7 stars Manos: 1.7 stars Megaforce: 3.8 stars Satan’s Cheerleaders: 4.1 stars Brett Rattner makes James Nguyen look like Spielberg and Graydon Clark look like friggin Jodorowsky.Feb 3, 2026 01:10