rax ‘levon honkers’ king: SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes SAURON: well no that’s not wh SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes! SAURON: SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king raxkingisdead.bsky.social · Jan 25
i love when aragorn sets the one nazgûl on fire and he flaps off all pissed like ‘well fuck you too then’

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king raxkingisdead.bsky.social
SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes SAURON: well no that’s not wh SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes! SAURON: SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
Jan 25, 2026 16:33
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