Rachel Klein
Ope!
- Reposted by Rachel KleinVice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
- Reposted by Rachel Kleinif you spend any significant amount of time on X the everything app, your brain is being cooked
- Yeah I’D SAY THE OLYMPICS HAVE STARTED
- “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a literalist anti-joke. It is NOT ABOUT A CHICKEN W/A DEATH WISH. Ironically ppl posting they “didn’t get the joke b/c of autistic literal thinking” MIGHT be proving their own point in saying they misunderstood it in the first place?
- What exactly is the benefit to companies of putting their Super Bowl commercials out online ahead of the Super Bowl?
- He’s a rapist, racist narcissist with a rotting carcass of a body who’s lost whatever was previously left of his mind and everywhere he goes people say the smell of him makes them literally gag, but on the PLUS side…
- Reposted by Rachel KleinThis happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.
- “She was 16 so it’s fine.” “He paid her so it’s fine.” “She’d taken money for sex before, so it’s fine.” “He was rich so it’s fine.” “She went to his hotel room so it’s fine.” “They were married so it’s fine.” “They were dating so it’s fine.” “They used to date so it’s fine.” “He…” “She…” “They…”
- “You dropped this 👑🥥😬”
- Reposted by Rachel KleinICE agents are out of control, using needlessly violent force against community members who are exercising their First Amendment rights and pose no threat. I’m pushing for a speedy investigation into ICE’s brutal tactics. The American public deserves accountability.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinI'd like to know DOJ's reason for redacting who Epstein was emailing after the 2016 election, including "Holy hell! Is this good or bad??" and "By the way - do you think my long ago invitation to come to Mar a Lago 'whenever you want' still stands?? Hee hee" www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
- This is like a joke ppl say a lot in the Orthodox world cuz there’s 613 commandments & maybe you’re not doing all of them all the time but there’s lots that are “negative” (“do not…”) & you can do most of those ALL the time ie “I’m NOT murdering RIGHT NOW, look at me NOT MURDER” anyway we have fun
- Some Christians like Mike Johnson want to hand wave past the “love the stranger” verses in the bible & one reason, respectfully, is that they do not have & feel the full Jewish context of the verse, which is “Love the stranger, for YOU were strangers in the land of Egypt.” YOU. WERE. STRANGERS.
- Watching Andrew Schulz say “I thought the Constitution would hold up” MIGHT give me a pulmonary embolism.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinSir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
- Ben Affleck has an INCREDIBLE vocabulary. Chucking 50 cent words out the window like empty beer cans, not at all affected, nary an ill-conceived or gauche usage in the bunch. Grad school dinner party shit. You love to see it.
- Didn’t even know Bannon was still around. That flesh-eating virus is sleeping on the job!
- I was at a doctor’s appt today & was talking about the intervals of my immunosuppressant infusions w/the resident and I said “I don’t know if it’s 6…7…” and there was a PREGNANT pause as we both clearly clocked the moment and then silently moved on. The kids got me. They GOT me.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinAlgorithms have failed artists, so once again I am appealing to the wealthy to go back to the practice of patronising artists so you can brag that your sicko is better than your rival’s sicko
- I FUCKING HATE accounts that post about actors a) improvising or b) breaking character when they are a) speaking the lines as written in a way that FEELS spontaneous or b) showing genuine-seeming emotion that is entirely within the scope of the scene/character.
- Reposted by Rachel Kleinwe at last came to something which there was no mistaking
- Remember that op-ed about how we should be happy for him and Usha that they’re expecting?
- Reposted by Rachel KleinINBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
- Mike Johnson better keep my religion out of his mouth…
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- I do NOT mean to be a hater but hyenas are actually SO ugly. I know I’m supposed to love all of god’s creatures, but not this one.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinThis made me weepy
- This is also wild because idk like if you hear “unc” and CAN’T discern that it’s short for “uncle,” have you EVER been around a black person like, EVER??
- Reposted by Rachel KleinI have no dog in this manger, or however that goes, but: EXCOMMUNICATE THEM. STARTING WITH JD VANCE.
- Anyone else always anxious when you get the “We have received your return” email that the next line is gonna go “but there was something horribly wrong with it that you didn’t notice when you sent it back to us & we will not be issuing a refund & also you’re a terrible person”? Just me & my ocd?
- Ummmmmmmmmmm
- Was in Santa Fe this weekend & saw an elderly woman alone in the square protesting the genocide in Gaza. She said she’s there every Fri. I told her I was Jewish & thanked her for her advocacy b/c I realized it’s possible she’s never encountered a Jew there, or if she HAS they may have been hostile.
- I’m sorry this is so bleak to me
- Reposted by Rachel Kleinstarting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?" source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about" me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
- Reposted by Rachel KleinDem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
- Who’s in the most five star movies on your Letterboxd? John Turturro is currently running away with it on mine.
- What’s a “real estate novelist”? Have we talked about this, folks?
- …cool.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinToday at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
- I know it will get worse before it gets better but I AM taking solace in the fact that Stephen Miller REALLY thought he’d be hailed as America’s great savior & all he’s being met with everywhere ICE goes is “We hate you, you suck shit, get out now.”
- Reposted by Rachel Klein[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
- Reposted by Rachel Klein“About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments.” www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...
- Wow sounds like they should quit.
- ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
- Reposted by Rachel KleinDefinitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
- Reposted by Rachel Kleinthis is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
- This is what I’m talking about when I say he’s the “if he wanted to he would” mayor
- Reposted by Rachel KleinBad Bunny with a powerful anti-ICE speech at the Grammys 🔥🔥🔥🔥 "Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ‘ICE out.’ We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are humans and we are Americans."
- Reposted by Rachel KleinBillie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year: “As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
- Gonna need a klonopin for the Oscars In Memoriam this year.
- Reposted by Rachel KleinCatherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
- NOOOOOOOO OOO OOOOO☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
- Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports. (www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
