Pup Fiction: Dear Mr Albanese, I hope this fax finds you well. I am writing to request a $600 million extension to the Australian War memorial for a new wing commemorating all those who served, were injured, and whose political careers died during The Coalition Wars. I am happy to donate my own shirtfront. Tones

Dear Mr Albanese, I hope this fax finds you well. I am writing to request a $600 million extension to the Australian War memorial for a new wing commemorating all those who served, were injured, and whose political careers died during The Coalition Wars. I am happy to donate my own shirtfront. Tones