Pukicho
I make silly online
- Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.
- These fuckers are UGLY. U G L Y
- Me when it rains
- Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
- Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
- I wouldn't trust a guy with the name 'wyrmtongue', but that's just me. Maybe I'm just built different. But I wouldn't make my most trusted advisor a guy called 'wyrmtongue'
- Sometimes feelings really aren't that valid. Sometimes you're just being a little asshole.
- Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads
- Hey snowflakes. I ate a fork. Your move.
- Silksong releasing on my birthday because I’m their favorite guy
- The fact that Silksong took 7 years to make merely because they were vibing out and having fun being creative is the best reason I could have imagined it being.
- If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
- Thank you for almost but not actually 20k followers. Announcing this will definitely yield more followers, and not incur a mass unfollowing spree
- KIRBY AIR RIDERS ASKS THE AGE OLD QUESTION! WHAT IF MARIO KART FUCKED
- What if instead of calling it piano, we called it... you know...
- Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back
- We have to stop making people. I am losing track of them all
- Stiing
- Foubd my login
- Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.
- I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
- Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels
- I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around :(
- Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
- This is me if you were a horse: “Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
- There are various elements contributing to my failure
- Sonder tattooed across my forehead
- Yeah i heard its serum, but two
- Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
- Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
- Tariffs have made access to goods more expensive. Even my top guys whom I pay $360,000 a year for didn’t foresee this happening
- Hey welcome to the burger store, what can I get for you? No, we don’t sell burgers here, you WOKE freak, WOKE freak, you WOKE freak. You WOKE freak.
- All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven
- Various countries have deemed the common missile "poor for infrastructure" - so in order to prove them wrong, I have launched one million missiles at all of their infrastructure, destroying it immediately
- What if i shot one million missiles at you and when you got back up, i lobbed another million missiles at you? And then when you stood back up again, one million more missiles at you.
- Help, I bought a karaoke machine but it only has bo burnam on it. Can I legally euthanize machines?
- Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.
- Name your firstborn son Ion Cannon
- Another one because fuck it, I can.
- little effect
- I want to hunt elon through a forest
