I scream each time a man says "we are both single because the Lord sent me to be with you."
Who are YOU?!
Feb 2, 2026 01:35"So you're the human male version of a plague of locusts?"
Funny, he told me that I only needed one asshole.
The cringe is off the charts…
"My Lord Satan" tattoo should be a red flag.
What the fuck? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR MEN TO BE NORMAL?!
AND I'M A MAN SAYING THAT!
Worst pickup line ever
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That is something that mormon men tell women.
Nice of them to eliminate themselves from the dating pool right up front
