Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard

This is a police hating account Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse She/they/guy

Comic Colorist/Web Design-Dev/Writer Portfolio at cara.app/shanembailey shanembailey@gmail.com for coloring opportunities/commissions He/Him - 🏳️‍🌈 Ally - 💜🤍💜 Gray Ace/Demi-Het (? just ask) Comics will heal your heart, kid. - Me (after Kirby)

wrench enthusiast host of The Unintelligible Empanada Truck Podcast I'm driving this thing, it's not driving me