We had our home inspection yesterday and the inspector just kept saying how “immaculate” and well done everything was. Our agent just forwarded us the full report and was like “this is the cleanest report I’ve ever seen.” Shoutout to Chris the seller for being a maintenance king

Bookmark this for after we move in and the house immediately implodes

I think it was @mikeisaac.bsky.social once had a tweet that home ownership is every week finding something to curse the previous owner for.

yeah you will soon start casting voodoo hexes on a photo of your inspector in the garage