Yeah I love Hyrox. What? It's a workout? Nah, I mean Hyrox of the Far Planes, the ancient toad wizard who asks me riddles.
Did anyone else just completely forget the winter Olympics are happening soon
One of my favorites of my photo a day series
I think that woman just cropdusted me
405x5 btw
The sublime over 30 joy of hitting a heavy deadlift right at the drop of Zedd's Clarity
The sublime over 30 joy of hitting a heavy deadlift right at the drop of Zedd's Clarity
I've been taking a photo every day of 2026 so far to become a better photographer. There's a lot of crap, but I'm happy with how a few have turned out.
Does Monster know the humor of making a can the colors of the bisexual flag and then filling it with a flavor all the bisexuals I know cannot have without fucking up their meds
you're somebody's gym crush btw
wait, whatever happened to that third spiderverse movie
I found it! The San Francisco Armory. Iykyk.
big trees.
Sequoia National Park in the winter dusk is downright spooky
Nothing will get you stranger looks than telling people in the suburbs that you walked around the area
this DIVA
the tall guy urge to tap the overhang
Honestly, at this point I think I just hate Christmas.
no, I don't want to turn on stickeykeys
planning my oneshot of Goblin With A Fat Ass and I'm pretty thrilled with how the documentation illustration is coming so far
it's a cardio and gw2 kinda night
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Weekly deadlift don't shit yourself challenge commencing
Weekly deadlift don't shit yourself challenge commencing
open.spotify.com/track/17l1ov...
Unironically blasting this on loop at the gym today.
switched to linux for a bit, let's see if this can hold its own as a daily driver
Tequila old fashioneds are the superior form of the drink.
Just saw an ad at the airport for something called TEXIT coin. These people have no shame.
podcast commercials be like is AI giving you too much bullshit to deal with work? Here's an AI to manage it all and cut through the bullshit by adding another layer of bullshit
boutta smash two caniacs and start Expedition 33
deadlift 405 x 5, didn't shit myself this time 🖤
pros/cons of unresolved interpersonal frustration:
Cons - anger, fight or flight response, anxiety, bottled up anger
Pros - the best fucking deadlift of your life
ever discover a fandom that is secretly huge but has zero pop culture presence? I feel like I just lifted a rock and saw a bunch of eyes staring back at me.
What do you mean sleeping for thirteen hours on weekend nights isn't enough to make up for my weekday 4 hours a night habit
What they don't tell you about consuming enough stimulants to unlock the 25th hour is that you just spend most of it shitting.
Is it "a historical" or "an historical"
was Bruce Almighty actually just a manic episode
All's Fair is the worst piece of media I have seen in a long, long time
fuck I miss my 2009 zune
Sure do love spending three hours playing tech support for grandpa who got hacked, again
Honestly my only metric for if you "belong" in a gay bar is if you're allowed to say the f slur.
If you see someone at the gym with poor form, it's because they're distracted by how hot you are and are checking you out.
Yes, you. 🖤
Blocking Taylor Swift on Spotify was the best choice I've made in a while, tbh
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Playing Vyper on Deadlock is some of the most fun I've had gaming in a long long time. fuckin love that bisexual girlfailure lizard.
I do not want restaurants to respond to my Google maps reviews. I do not need "We loved having you!" copypasted into a response to my silent 4 stars with no context or pics or whatever.
Hades 2 dropped so I'm streaming it til the vaccines I got today knock me out.
twitch.tv/theplatestackerDrinking more white Monsters than a discord moderator
