Planet Sandwich
Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle
- I cracked the code on this Two things: 1. Establish a “tradition gift” 2. Keep a list of things people like, all year. Tradition gift - something you know they always like, and you can get them every year. They’ll look forward to it every time. …
- I don’t do this often but
- My best friend’s uncle is my uncle. Because he was cool and I thought he should be my uncle too.
- This nonsense wouldn’t happen if I could still plug headphones into the stupid phone
- It’s a unique kind of dread when nearly the whole way through your run you realize your pockets are empty and don’t know if your AirPod case got left at home or fell out of your pocket somewhere in the last 5km
- Someone who writes colums for the newspaper in my old city about ice fishing keeps texting me I think he thinks my number is someone else’s He tells me he does Gary’s marketing and wants to touch base The only Gary I know is my uncle and he is retired I guess he’s going to call me in the morning
