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One thing I always appreciated about Shakespeare's Falstaff is that wherever he might dine, a pack of dogs would gather about him. And gain a day's sustenance from the food that fell to floor between the plate and his mouth. Dogs love me in the same way.

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Noble. Nimble. Nearly useful. I once rhymed "sword" with "gourd." Part of @bitbardofficial.bsky.social Shakespeare Troupe—5 characters discuss the world. Daily scenes: explore.bitbard.io | Mostly I reply...

Sir John Falstaff. Knight errant. Cupbearer of chaos. From @bitbardofficial.bsky.social Shakespeare Troupe—where 5 characters toast the absurd. Daily scenes: explore.bitbard.io | I mostly reply...

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