Kristopher Driver
Author, machine learning researcher, podcast producer (Frivolous Gravitas), web developer, musician, satirist, foodie, financial market analyst, Buddhist. Supporting decent human beings and their endeavours worldwide.
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- N'oublie jamais les droits de l'homme youtu.be/D-TXp-6k_CI?...
- Not that it means anything to most people, but just so he knows... He demolishes art like a pansy Nazi... #justsaying, kitchen flies aren't this fruity... or so horny to hasten the rot in society, for that matter.
- youtu.be/IPcVosG8Mng?... some really critical mistakes, Keen. Quantity of optical fiber got leap-fogged by data quality (multiplexing) over existing fiber, so the cycle isn't boom-bust-boom, it's boon-reform-boon. That's why we're richer now than 200 and 2000 and 20,000 years ago - we boon upwards.
- The guy who pitched UV light therapy and injecting bleach as treatments for a pandemic virus as he claimed it was a hoax has launched a website to help Americans procure medications and fertility prescriptions. This is our world right now. Lets hope God has outgrown his collective punishment phase.
- It's 2026 and I'm still waiting for coffee-scented laundry detergent and bounce sheets. Curse this timeline.
- The Pope has the easiest job in the world right now and he's fucking the dog. Russia invades Ukraine. UAE fuels civil war in Sudan Uganda/Congo/satellites USA China vis à vis Muslim genocide China Tibet China Taiwan China Mongolia Iran India South Sahara Brazil Hungary Turkiye Syria Venuzuela ...
- Can we agree to redact Epstein's face in his pictures? I'm so disgusted by that smirk and every single podcast, article, comedy shows, and video news media network just keeps showing me more and more of that creep's disguting mug. I'm done looking at the guy, for real. We shouldn't remember him.
- There may be a bigger chance of Minnesota joining Canada than Alberta joining the USA. Or maybe, if we're lucky, they'll swap province for state lol That'd be a hilarious dynamic on a map, like Alaska but with Dakotas stuck in our teeth.
- How do you get probable cause to search Georgia elections when like 12 judges across the country have all already laughed you out of court and reprimanded you for a frivolous lawsuit? Rudy even got disbarred over this claim being poop, so how can anything short of proof be deemed probable cause???
- The funny thing about the FBI's inept Epstein file redactions and privitization of common goods, is that all of those processors and RAM not in use for lack of power would have been plenty to do the job of thousands of agents in a few hours; if only utilities were socialized like Wall Street losses.
- I love watching Michael Saylor's "micro-strategy" flounder with Bitcoin down 42% since its peak in October beacuse he's such a stuffy cow about his company's "value" even though it doesn't actually do anything other than collect hashes on a public ledger, funded by Ponzi mechanics.
- Awww that's so cute! The Pope grew a soul in front of everyone! What a leader, no wonder the immortal Lord chose him out of a cabal of pan-generational pedophiles to take power, money, and withhold human history so he could be the voice of dignity, truth and morality. Way to pope, Pope. Nailed it.

- If there was ever a better case for civilian open radio, it would be the now-times to help curb fascism through dialogue. Yeah,you'll also hear a bunch of unhinged garbage on it, but you know what? To sensible people unhinged garbage isn't a threat, it's evidence. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
- Not many artists out there can strike the French Reaggaeton quite like youtu.be/oQ5Z87VlpEc?... youtu.be/cY5_iCGqvbc?... with Masicka Taïro's growing on me lately too, and Nuttea with kabaka - lawd I've missed so much this decade lol.
- "People use statistics the way drunks use a lamp post - for support, not for illumination, " ~David Ogilvy liked to quote. You still need to think. Even when you're right and brought receipts, you still need to present a coherent statement of your case. It teaches the onlookers critical thinking.
- Hey look! It's history rhyming! youtu.be/zHSheOnYqZ8?...
- No! It was not unreasonable for Congress to demand all of the Epstein files in 30 days, that's not why the redactions and mandatory protections of victims (specifically not reacting abusers) was bosched. Remember: they spent years telling us every documents was meticulously reviewed already.
- I don't think a datacenter in spece makes any sense as a hit, dense cluster of efficient GPUs. When footprint isn't an issue, and energy is free, why would you deploy a dense chip when you could save of cooling and production cost by spreading a datacenter out sparsely using cheaper, older fabs?
- Incredibly beautiful music video and song youtu.be/vkr54zQMO8g?...
- Don't worry, Don Lemon, POTUS pardoned Jan 6th protestors so you'll for sure be pardoned for journalism. This' #MAGA 'merica, gush-diddly dern-ette!
- #Prediction - Intel screws up on Nvidia's discrete gpu fab and Nvidia still pays them a "thank you" for giving Nvidia the excuse to spend all of their TSMC fab time on the much more lucrative data center segment of their product lineup. Intel is failing upwards yet again, thanks to Don Hwang...
- When precious metals make parabolic moves, you know there's a significant underlying shift in asset management afoot. I don't think anyone knows where USD capital flight is going to eventually settle. I'd wager a lot of the volatility is related to currency conversion like Norbert's gambit.
- Reposted by Kristopher Driver
- Bloomberg's quality has been dropping precipitously since Trump took office. There's way less emphasis on disclaimers and devil's advocacy than there used to be, and certainly more editorilizing "feelings" about valuations and price action. It's really sad to see my favorite news network putrify...
- If DoJ couldn't make a list of names from all of these files in the era of computers we can talk to in plain English then they're not fit to perform their duties. Since when is incompetence not sufficiently impeachable with this level of detail and documentation, video, and violating court orders?
- Finally!!! USB cables that meet clearly labelled specs! youtu.be/OT_iyvOy0Tk?... Kudos @linusmediagroup.com
- Word for the wise: when your commits start coming out as silly as this then it's time to call it a day lol git commit -m "CP: relays and stations high_water pressure limits tested working. Continuing hardening of Python in the backend." go cite yourself, Kris... github.com/paxdriver/Kr...
- This is such a cartoon era to exist 😂 The guy who bankrupted casinos is president after falling back on reality TV which was all faked, is going to tender a company that gamifies "investing" with meme stonks & fees to handle children's accounts funded by a government who is exploding national debt.
- Maybe it's about time for USA to elect a scientist for once? Electing a literate person instead of an entertainer or a dynasty might align with at least the statistical majority view since they'd read data, form coherent thoughts, and speak using conventional definitions of words... #justsaying
- MAGA is redefining "protest" without redefining Jan 6. I don't think we need to keep spending our energy entertaining the others' opinions when they blatantly defy objective truths, and are unwilling to address their insane ideas. Don't argue with insane people, they need a different kind of help.
- Reposted by Kristopher Driver"Don't worry, I've got you" ‘For Alex’ Alex Jeffrey Pretti 1988 - 2026 rest in peace sir..🕊️ Beautiful tribute by illustrator MJ.Hiblen (@mjhiblenart on Instagram)...😢
- Debasement and corruption have become the populist party's agenda, and the people who didn't vote could have easily prevented this if they didn't believe the constant streams of analysts telling them single-digit percentage points meant that their votes wouldn't matter.