tracy rocks!
I did it my way. She, her, mom, grandmonster. Unfuck America please.
- Got a free heavy duty insulated Costco bag by applying for a credit card. When she handed it to me I said, wow, I could fit 3 babies in here! She gasped & I clarified, look, lady, I wouldn't STACK the babies, the bottom baby would be crushed. Obviously they'd be standing up, duh.
- Be sure to treat your partner like a character in your own story, not someone with a whole life and story of their own aside from you
- The American health care system is a joke. We let over 40K people die every year from lack of health care so insurance companies can make billions in profits
- Time to shower off this ugly 400 pounds
- I'll have some chocolate covered pretzels! I scream, 5 lbs less fatly
- I have a full tank of gas and 4 new tires, we're gonna go fuck some shit up
- You don't have looks, money or personality. Let's get married.
- Your feelings don't matter, and everything is your fault. You're welcome.
- You have anger issues AND no job? GET ME PREGNANT THIS INSTANT!!
- Do that thing where you pretend I said something we both know I didn't say so you can be mad about it for a week. It's cute and I love it.
- Today's forecast - whiny with a chance of temper tampons
- I'm making you a cake full of spiders for your birthday, you're welcome
- What if everyone had 2 butts?
- Knees are weird, but necessary
- Does anyone know I'm here?
- I hope that motherfucker falls down some stairs and breaks his goddamn stupid neck. Publicly.
- My rickets is flaring up again
- Why am I so fat?!!! I screech, fatly
- When your ex wife marries your ex girlfriend 😂😂😂
- I've not spent a dime with Amazon for a month. It's not difficult to find what I want other places and the idea of sticking it to bezos makes it delightful. Fuck these billionaire parasites.
- I'm so fucking angry at the daily hatred directed at many of us for just being alive and daring to be poor, non-white, gay or female by OUR OWN GOVERNMENT AND ELECTED OFFICIALS! The glee with which they are destroying the safety nets that keep many alive is fucking revolting.
- It seems trump and musk are so dead set on punishing those who would dare question or investigate them, as well as the poor and unsexy among us and those gd migrants seeking a better life that they've given no thought to how decimating the population and workforce while allowing disease to run
- rampant through the populace will affect the economy, or in other words, their profits. While the coming devastation will not be easy to watch, it will give me some joy to see them suffer as a result of their malicious fuckery. As always, fuck those guys.
- The moon is smiling at me. What the fuck is it so happy about?!
- You'd think I would fuckin learn but I don't
- I'll make you a sammich yesterday with my time machine sammich press
- When nobody wants to deal with your special brand of batshittery
- mmmm.........keep killing me with your eyes baby
- In school I was voted most likely to be murdered
- rrawwrr
- Pimping may not be easy, but it does make other things, like pushing cars, seem easier to accomplish by comparison
- When your ego is too fragile to admit you made a mistake, so you continue to support facism
- The answer is YES!! They want the poor, the olds, the sicks, and all the other unsexy people to die. And with a fuckin quickness.
- Whose job will it be to record the deaths directly related to this 'administration's' project 2025 policies?
