Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️on the bright side of things, there's maybe next year.
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- *seductively recedes into the nothingness
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️who up ready to meet the DMT elves
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️*helps hamburger as a friend*
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ngl i have been called a complete stunner by many a stranger (i have a taser in my purse)
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️So, you come here often or skeet hourly... Slow wink.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️one good thing about middle age is that i'm no longer worried about popping a surprise boner while getting sensitive areas worked on by healthcare practitioners like a massage therapist or shrink
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️I hate fighting my kids for the leftover pizza. I mean I always win, but it’s not a great look for a dad and last time it nearly got me barred from the local Pizza Hut.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️might fuck around and wear my house pants at work since nothing matters anymore
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Back in the day leaving your CD wallet in someone’s car meant something
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️A lifetime of reading World War II history did not prepare me for how unbelievably stupid it would be if you replaced Hitler with an absolute moron.
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Weird how the Fascists want to declare Anti-Fascists a terrorist organization.
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️haha, did you see that account that posted about a recent news item and cleverly tied it into a pop culture trope?
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Screwing up my 2026 Spotify wrapped by playing The Boss on repeat.
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️that which does not kill us detains us
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️intermittent fasting in hour-long intervals
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️always the 420, never the 69
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Less successful Dr. Seuss sequels: - Cop on Pop - Green Eggs and Manwich™ - How the Grinch Stole Kidneys - The Cat in the Witness Protection Program
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Let’s just go ahead and name it Foreverary
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️In 2025, I lost the ability to open a can or jar without getting a little bit on me. It happened overnight.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️look america i know you're going through a lot right now but the minute things settle down we need to have a serious talk about the velveeta
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️saw ur beau in towne square tarred and feathered again…
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- Me: Are you horny? Her: Not for you, bud.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️walking into the police station dressed as super mario: pizza delivery for luigi
- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️my following feed looks like shit.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️A Spanish friend asked me if I want to do some saucy dancing with him this weekend. OK. He actually said salsa, but I've been working hard on Duolingo, so I know what's really on offer.
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- Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️honey i shrunk the savings account
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