Magneto Was Left
Writer, Musician, and Utterly Terrible Dancer. 🖤s rock n' roll, time travel, mutants, & chaos magic and absolutely hates Journey. he/him/sé/é
- Any good bartender knows: if you let a Nazi drink in your bar even one time, it becomes a regular Nazi bar lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
- Ska is in the Epstein Files 🚨 REPEAT, SKA IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES🚨
- It's kinda wild that the only person to suffer any actual consequence so far for being named in the Epstein Files…is a woman playwright.
- I'm sorry but this is so fucking funny. St. Peter does not give two flaming angelic shits about whether you properly entered Heaven via a designated set of Pearly Gates, or whether you overstayed on a temporary tourist visit, or if you're wading in a miasma of ever-shifting paperwork from Hell.
- When Green Day sang “am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?“ do you think they were actually talking about the plot of every Thomas Pynchon novel?
- WONDER MAN is essentially a show about the child of immigrants trying to obtain illegal work papers, and the US government blackmailing another working immigrant in order to entrap him. (I'm not even kidding)
- Today at band practice I learned that a cajón is not the same as cojones. Oops.
- MELANIA: DEVOURER OF MEN is currently available as a free Kindle single and it definitely won't fuck up the Amazon search results if you buy it wink wink a.co/d/dqmjrVr
- Can't decide which of these lines from THE INDEPENDET's review of "Melania" is the bigger burn: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
