Orchid
If you're following me for political reasons I'm sorry about the porn. Unhinged monsterfucker and smut peddler 🪄 She/they ✨ @creaturetongue 💕
- if i end up captured and kept as a pet by a very scary satyr woman who may or may not be fattening me up to eat me, do NOT rescue me I'm living the dream
- You're in fact living my dream also
- Trying to find photos that the wider team have taken of wetlands is like pulling teeth Jesus Christ I just wanna post about protecting wetlands with biosecurity
- I haven't shown y'all my fridge to do list yet and I have to say, this is a way better to do list method than I've previously had (even if the pens don't wipe off well)
- As much as anything, it stays visible, so I Have to do things otherwise it'll hang around there forever
- *MOST stuff after the ? But especially if it's utm or si. I always try to strip out all the tracking bullshit
- I genuinely think that in reaction to facism and the rise of conformity, we need to get weirder, make nonconformity more normal again. Unfortunately, in response to thinking about getting weirder, my bullied in high school ass goes into fight or flight mode and chooses freeze.
- I gotta start wearing cat ears in public tbh
- Please applaud I put on my big butch pants and went and put the Christmas stuff into the attic BY MYSELF which was a fun game whilst the ladder shook underneath me
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- I love when people make husk a fucking freak (/aff) of course he's horny about russian roulette
