Oh they'd be delighted! Do you know when you'll be here?
You made me go look that up. Well done!
Things are pretty bad right now, but let’s embrace joy. Here’s a clip of my son putting out heat on a cover of “Teenage Dirtbag” with the singer Madden Novogratz at a recent show.
And now I can hear the whole piece unroll in my head like some weird tapestry, and you can't convince me it isn't a hamster singing
Nice try, Netflix. Still not gonna watch it
Uh, yeah. I'm not paranoid, I just know that if this knob over here gets twiddled, that situation over there is going to explode because these three institutions on that side are interconnected by individuals with shared interests in not getting caught.
<Carl Sagan has entered the chat>
*ok, kinda yes, kinda no. I love the guy, but he had this relatively inflexible TV persona that could drive me nuts. His books were better, and the Cosmos TV series was magnificent for all my quibbles
Noam Chomsky has tarnished his Kleene star, in my eyes.
*all apologies. I'm a little drunk and there are shitposters *everywhere* tonight and I decided to get in on the action rather than let my best stuff go to waste
