Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️
§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
- the heart wants to cry "will stancil forever" but the mind remembers that he is not radicalized enough yet
- if Michael Avenatti were president
- I apologize for previously referring to Will Stancil as "Will Stencil"
- the pope has been awake for 32 hours watching this game
- what's been going on over here
- Late at night in an alley in Brooklyn: Jeffries jumps out saying, "We got you now!" as he fumbles his brass knuckles to the ground "The Baileys send their regards!" says Schumer, feebly waving a child-sized baseball bat
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- cringeocracy with mid characteristics
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- looking through my contacts list which is filled with years of garbage and people I dont remember. best entries: Angel Taxi Chair Fabrizio Goose Jim Knife Max French My SHOES Nathan Cold War Nerd Test Results UFO Asian Food Vet Furryland Will Gnostic
- this is like a disney adult going to disneyland getting a lecture from goofy about the importance of having a healthy diversity of hobbies
- If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet
- cutting the stale baguette at multiple oblique angles to minimize visible surface crust while maximizing french-toastability
- on that shit that got me feeling insane
- hehe
- nobody seemed to notice this before the election (which he lost anyway) but this sentence has an extremely specific number of words for a sentence that includes "race" and "the future of" and "western civilization" weird how that keeps happening
- The global market is not happy with me!! -- that's okay, I'll still keep exporting that garbage.
- the economy rn
- at this point I'm 99% sure that they asked "hey @grok how can the US expand its territory without decreasing the percentage of white people?" and it told them to annex Canada and Greenland
- I wish to trade with the penguins
- hey @grok do perestroika
- I've gone metric. They will never find me; I am already hundreds of furlongs away by now
- (high school track and field gym teacher voice) some of you need to stop yapping and yearning and start lapping and learning
- Food at Mar-a-Lago
- Tried to make a serious culinary lasagna. Accidentally made a comical Garfieldian lasagna.
- 4chan has nukes now
