Ads from The Onion’s print edition, Dec. 14, 2005. 1. Donate plasma, be @TheOnion.com accountant and eat at Gumby’s Pizza. 2. An ad from Exclusive Company, which closed in 2022. 3. “Bed-in for Peace" 25 years after Lennon’s death. 4. An off-campus housing ad riffing on the “King Kong” movie.