The wait is over. Amazon’s $75 million corporate bribe, excuse me, documentary Melania has arrived in theaters, where it will surely play to the biggest audiences the Republican Party can buy. Not that they’ve bothered with that hotbed of liberalism known as New York City. There were just three other people present at the first opening-day showing at 42nd Street’s AMC Empire Theater. And two of them were other film critics, since there were no press screenings of the doc and we were forced to pay our offerings to the first lady like everyone else.