- This is “is a hot dog a sandwich” level glorious philosophy. We evolved to walk upright and have typeable thumbs to tackle this question. (To my new professor friends: I have very strong opinions about Dames & Moore and IEEPA too, but, you know, the whole “retaliate against advocates” thing.)
- let me start an entirely inconsequential debate: are patios ALWAYS on the back of your place, vs. are porches ALWAYS on the front? Like if I say "i'm on my porch," I 100% mean I'm on the front of my place, if I say "I'm on my patio" I think I could credibly be in front or behind (but mostly behind)
