Why is my dad moving to argentina
Interview round 2 scheduled
So glad i dont need to worry about this
#marriedattwentythreeStarting something new…
Kathryn Hahn…
May Larry Ellison lose everything
I do think that fortnite is a symptom of a deep moral and intellectual rot
feeling a bit untethered today but we will try to make this interview work regardless
Job interview in an hour please wish me luck
Nothing will prepare you for the penultimate shot
Remember when he said his favorite part of the Bible was all of it
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast on himself: "He may not have ever read the Bible, but he will be a much stronger messenger for us"
I think the healthiest thing for our society is for no one to interact with or respond to k*m*l*
The consultants… the consultants…
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
Made a kick-ass “and on top of all that I can’t find my falcon anywhere” joke yesterday
Lexapro isn’t enough… i need the material to change!!!!
Oh divas…
He needs to be more depressed we must work harder
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Okay not having had 🌱 in a month and then having 10 mg… i’m out of office
to have hope for the future... one day i will again
hmmm need to be less judicious w/r/t mutes...
rescheduled to tomorrow 😭
Job interview in an hour please wish me luck
Job interview in an hour please wish me luck
Yeah babe i found my apprentice reading this… it’s kinda crazy but actually makes some really interesting philosophical points… it’s called nifty dot org
This plus her recent statement that “It’s God’s will for everyone to have a down duvet” has me a bit worried that my mom might have joined a Quince- or Brooklinen-adjacent cult…
How do i mute bluesky
Should i leave my hair like this… kinda giving Cindy-Lou Who’s-that-Diva….
Celebrating my belief in the concepts of “pleasure” and “enjoyment” by having a leisurely 20-hour breakfast as is the way of my people