- this post somehow reached non-fandom folk who have told me "clean one eye at a time" sorry for your loss: you simply do not understand my best friend edward teach like i do ✨ respectfully 😌
- ed loves wearing eyeliner but he hates washing it off. bc if you have your eyes closed in front of a bathroom mirror, or worse, in the shower??? he's seen the movies. there's gonna be a ghost in there when he opens his eyes. that's how they get you
