- Loot that drops after defeating me: -3 half-used packs of sugar free bubblegum -A tube of toxic watercolor -A 9.5mm home release of Michael Strogoff -A tweed blazer covered in Labrador fur (camouflage) -1 Tea (3 gil)
- Loot that drops after defeating me: -600 readings -An exam-approved calculator -4,000 notes of story ideas that end with "hu hu hu" -A cintiq with a half-finished page on it -Gift certificates to three comic book storez