Phil
“Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid.”
-Lincoln
My kids keep me busy. Arsenal, Minnesota sports, history, music (often country). I enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas.
- “Of course it’s cool, it’s awesome as shit.” I would also love to see a drunken amateur version of this. Get your most confident Minnesota dads flying down just trying to avoid crippling injuries.
- How and why would you inject a penis?
- Hearing this both to the tune of “I’m coming out” in various songs. Puerto Rico goes hard (pun intended).
- Need a substitute teacher like Treat Williams that time he whooped a bunch of Nazis.
- DBT’s cover of Tom T. Hall’s “Mama Bake a Pie (Daddy Kill a Chicken)” “Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore” by Mr. John Prine “Give up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker” by Parliament Willie Nelson’s “Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground”
- I respected him and admired him because of the pedophilia.
- My freshman year of college, late night, this senior dude walked into the back of the dominos drunk as hell and started making pizzas. They called the cops and he not only talked himself out of an arrest but went home with one of the employees.
- Leaving Puerto Rico I can say it is a beautiful place full of beautiful people. America is better because of it. Anyone who thinks otherwise should fuck off.
- Goodbye San Juan, time to go back home to Minnesota. Fucking Nazis. m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-eR...
