Eve Eschenbacher 🎮
Muppet. ASD/ADHD/EDS🦓. Senior Narrative Producer at CD PROJEKT RED. Opinions are mine and not reflective of my employer. I do lotsa stuff. 日本語OK. (she/her) linktr.ee/midnightrem
- 🎶 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me🎶🖕🏻
- Microsoft and Blackrock have "have largely given up on organic adoption [of AI] by consumers. They have moved on to a new dream of forced adoption mandated by government and managerial coercion." Fascinating piece here on what Davos can teach us about the AI industry by @mattseybold.bsky.social
- They were "commissioned" via ChatGPT prompt. No chance a single one of these will be legit peer-reviewed studies that will stand up to even a millisecond of scrutiny.
- A fucking Charley horse is the worst fucking way to wake up, 0/10, do not recommend. Between yesterday's not-joints popping and today's sudden muscle cramping, I'm pretty sure my body just fuckin hates me. Or the warranty just expired so it's breaking down. 🤬😭
- We got some snow in Boston..... Haven't had to dig my car out to this degree since my college days in the upper peninsula of Michigan... 🤣
- It's really not a good sign when the "joint" at your pubic bone "cracks" (bone on bone rubbing/clicking) a few times walking up the stairs. Fucking hypermobility and lax joints and childbirth injury. I'm taking an Aleve and trying to ride out my day. 😖😭
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- You ever find yourself laughing with genuine joy at something for the first time in a long time and then someone just _has_ to be the asshole and kill your fun? 😖🤬 . . . . . . . .....Yeah, me neither. 😒
- The world is fucking awful and I require a kitten. How do I get in touch with the cat distribution system? 🤔😖😅
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- I need to find my local shelter. 😅 I'm in a new area. Too bad I can't just say "universe, gimme a cat" and one shows up on my doorstep. 😅
- Just brewed an entire mug of coffee across my kitchen counter in case anyone is wondering how my morning is going.... 🤦🏻🤬
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- That's always stressful! The last time I did that I had to keep tilting the fabric and poking my stitches with my needle just to confirm that I didn't miss one.
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- おめでとう！
- Going on 60 minutes waiting to get stabbed (for medical blood work).... Would've scheduled an appointment if every lab in a 30 mile radius wasn't booked for the next 3 straight weeks. Hey, companies, hire more people you cheapskates. This "line go up" shit has gotta fucking go.
- Insert obligatory "we can't have universal healthcare because you'll have to wait forever for appointments" bullshit here. I already did! It's called "capitalism dictates we don't hire enough people to do the work so line go up" & it's worse because my time was wasted _and_ I'll have to do it again!
- Waited 90 minutes, they called up the 9:30appt instead of the walk-in who had been waiting since 8:00, gave up.
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- Not sick, just routine blood work. Too bad I couldn't get it done though.
- Haven't been in weather like this since college.
- Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Weird Al Poison Megadeth Linkin Park Halestorm
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- Right?!??! I don't know what happened, I fuckin blinked. bsky.app/profile/midn...
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- Doing my best. My mom gave me a great education on what NOT to do as a parent, I'd like to think my 19 (?!?!?!!!) year old turned out pretty well.
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- I was not expecting that gut punch, goddamn. 😅😖😭
- This "little" gremlin turns 19 (!!!!) today.
- My son was visiting Pike Place Market this week and asked if I wanted anything. I asked him to pick up a bag of catnip from MarketSpice, because my cat went nuts for it. Apparently she's not the only one - he turned his back and his dad's cat chewed through _TWO_ plastic bags to get into it. 🤣🤣🤣
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- So uh... Friends in Seattle with cats who like catnip - try MarketSpice in Pike Place, it's apparently some high quality catnip. 🤣
- It's apparently also available from their website for shipping. 😮 marketspice.com/products/cat...
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- I used PowerToys (admittedly also a MS product) to reprogram the CoPilot button to do nothing when pressed. learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...
- I forgot just how fucking exhausting an IKEA run can be... 😅😖 Especially when it ends in wrestling a couch into a Mini Countryman and then into an apartment and assembling it by yourself...
- Probably would've helped if I had eaten.... Anything so far today. I should get on that. 😅
- So Dispatch is really good, to the point that my exhausted ass stayed up too damn late because I was enjoying it.
- 2025 was not a great year for me on the whole but I'm finishing it strong. Got a new job and a new (to me) car and moved to a new city where I can start fresh and meet new people and make new friends. Here's to leaving the bad behind and moving toward newer and hopefully better experiences in 2026.
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- Looking forward to it. 🙂🥳 Thank you.
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- Ooh, thank you for the link, I'll definitely look into this.
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- Thank you. 🙂
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- Thank you, Stephen! 🙂
- This song came on the loudspeakers while I was sitting in the car dealership 2 weeks ago, and I looked around to see if anyone else noticed or recognized it and nobody did. 😅 So I sat and enjoyed it, feeling alone in my recognition of a song that was so closely tied to a cultural phenomenon... 😅
- By the way, the whole album is great. I loved the "Furious Angels" video, although they didn't use the version with lyrics in the Matrix sequel. youtu.be/hqCtefxkomc
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- Thank you, Phil! Let me know the next time you have a visit planned & we can definitely grab lunch.
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- Thank you! 🙂 I'm really enjoying working there.
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- Happy new year! 🙂
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- Fingers crossed! I need to get out and explore now that I'm officially moved and have a car again. 😅
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- Happy new year, Alison!
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- Thank you!
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- Thank you, but I can't claim credit for the first game, as amazing as it is. I loved it, and that's why I wanted to work at CDPR. I've just recently joined the company to work on the sequel. 🙂
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- Welcome back! Sorry you had to spend time out in the snow in the not fun way. 😅
- 🥳🥳🥳 I recently had to replace my Mini and when I went into the dealership I had to insist on 2024 or older, because Mini went with this touchscreen bullshit for their '25 & '26 models. Seriously, what the fuck is this bullshit? Buttons & levers or GTFO.
- I ended up replacing my 2018 Mini Countryman with a 2023 Mini Countryman that I will drive into the ground or until Mini brings back physical buttons and gear shifts, whichever comes first. It still has the gear shifter & physical buttons for the radio, climate controls, navigation, everything. ❤️
- Is marble even good as an armrest? 🤔 Somehow this sounds to me like "Checking out steel samples for the seat spikes! Nobody will want to go to this place after I make it as uncomfortable as possible!"
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- Nothing says "rich person" like spending an obscene amount of money on something well-known to only look good for a short period of time unless you spend ridiculous amounts of money & time on upkeep.... *Side-eyes the cybertruck
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- National weather service says it was 3.5 inches of snow. Forecast says it'll probably happen again for new year's.
