The endless prism of turning 20 memes being the same as turning 25 memes the same as turning 30 memes the same as turning 35 memes and it's all actually based on the lifestyle of a 40 year old women but we are collectively obsessed with declaring younger and younger ages "old"
This might blow your mind but did you know there's people who are like.... 50? 60 even?
Once, I saw someone who was 70.
I heard about an 80 year old up in New York State but pretty sure it's an urban legend
Anyway back to another day of hearing 20 year olds tell each other their lives are basically over while I prepare to actively ignore my impending 40th birthday
(okay but the funniest shit about this is when girls in their early 30s try to lob ageist shit at me - like girl. GIRL. we are both already corpses in the eyes of the young, they haven't even thought through the concept of 29 yet)
Feb 4, 2026 16:58
