- If Trump is to be believed, he has no security and no secret service detail. All the stories of people coming up to him and saying "sir... [inserts some shit that never happened]." Guess you can just walk up to the President of the United States now and share your thoughts.
- Trump: "Crime is way down in DC. The reason for it is we have very big, strong, good-looking soldiers standing around, and I think they make the place look better."
