I made a post on X that said “dick from a man who knows not to clap between movements >” and the comments have led me to believe that everyone thought it was about clapping between sex positions and not orchestral movements. So there’s that.
Jan 26, 2026 19:40Okay, that's hilarious but this also inadvertently made my new goal in life to find a partner who DOES clap between positions, because come on, that'd be flattering as hell!
Bahaha I mean, time and a place I suppose. Would have to be some pretty sweet moves!
The jokes write themselves sometimes 😂😂
Lmao some things are better unrefined, so long as they are not loudly clapping next to you 😂
Lmao we love a man who knows how to behave properly
I'm dead but I too love a man who knows concert hall decorum
I'm sorry but that's what I thought, and was trying to imagine what goes on in your bedroom 😭
From you, I’ll allow it 😂😂❤️❤️
Sometimes you gotta just laugh lmao
