Carlos Eagle
MEX ✈️ Your Mom's House
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- Another saver for banana and me
- my hotel has free makeup for all guests
- vince vaughn's faux sincerity is really funny
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- I love art, but I also love music
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- (your current age) years ago, your mom & your dad were fucking JUST LIKE the poor girl & pig-man in Anal Gaper 6. and then u were born
- Baskets is a 10/10 show
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- I'm unbelievably birdlike.
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- It's ironic that the football man had a funny name
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- Identity politics are infinitely important and supersede any class based politics without question ever
- Reposted by Carlos EagleCoder: I have created an internet chat program that allows people to come together and make friends and have fun. It is called Accord. Venture Capital Guy: Hmm, we make more money on disagreement. Can you call it Discord
- Tell me what youre being for halloween now or prepare for me to miss it due to the many instagram posts that might bump your costume pic
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- Hitler stuck in traffic on his way home. His Boston Market meal is getting cold in the back seat. He screams and pounds the steering wheel
- Old 50 had so much happy charisma
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- I refuse to gain weight, because this will cause my clothes to no longer fit my body
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- we bought soooo much great sutff todays :)
- ASKING ALLAH FOR ASSISTANCE ON THIS LINE-ITEM BUDGET RE: MY MIINECRAFT FUEL EXPENDITURES. HOW CAN I CUT ENERGY DRINKS...help me Allah!!
- i cant believe that the pumpkin cop shot my pumpkin because rihanna seduced him
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- Paper salt tubes from McDonalds will be the collector's item of 2038
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- They shouldn't play loud music in night clubs
- All the pawgs, whooties, and baddies are getting together to throw a birthday party for Me and the late Dale Earnhardt
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- I neeI nee
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- Goodnight please pray for me to not have hell dream's. Goodnight
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- Stab the Shift key 5 times with your adamantium-enhanced bone claws to turn on SniktyKeys (TM)
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- Men in ads will wear a raglan tee without warning and without remorse
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- i should be in this nordstrom commercial, not this cunt
- Chef Michael Whitecone and I are working on the menu for our salicyate free restaurant, Das Gefängnis der Begierde
- hahhaha Im dying
- basicly i have nothing to look forward to in life or spoarts except the day bill belichick dies
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
- The Kardashians should be the public faces of the anti sultan Erdogan campaign in the USA
- I wish everyone cared about boxing like this. I would have more people to talk to about boxing. Thanks for listening
- My girlfriend asked me to tell you that she's the French Venomous James Fennemore Cooper
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- our fyad fantasy nba draft is tonight 7:00 pm eastern standard time!!
- each day on this planet is worse than the last
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- The most important feature of OSX is the context sensitive nature of the play/pause button
- When you have a tantrum and quit your job just because they won't let you keep running an infinite war
