Scott
Train stations, James Bond, telly, general nonsense. He/Him/Twat. 🏳️🌈
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- My four (4!) complete sets of Ian Fleming James Bond novels. 1. Paperbacks, bought new and second hand throughout the 90s - my original collection:
- It’s very strange hearing the Russians complain about the Ukrainians assassinating one of their generals. Like… you do know there’s a war on, right?
- They've somehow made ice dancing even gayer.
- Is Microsoft’s “random” login screen sponsored by Paramount+?
- Remember when there was that Muppets show where they made dirty jokes and went on dates and nobody watched it? THIS is what we want from the Muppets. Simple joy.
- Thinking about the alternate universe where James Bond gives up his MI6 career and eventually, his life, for Sigourney from dinnerladies. www.express.co.uk/celebrity-ne...
- Tiny thing about Succession that annoys me: Greg keeps calling Logan his uncle when he’s a great uncle.
- Reposted by ScottWhat’s even the point in watching then
- Gary Neville has really grown into his looks. He’s actually quite handsome now when he definitely wasn’t in his twenties. #DragonsDen
- wow you’ve really nailed it there Keir well done
- No longer possible to hear Marc Almond on the radio without the words “dirty old bollocks” going through my head.
- Posted something that seems to have been picked up by Politics Bluesky.
- I love that this piece mentions Queen of Jordan like it's a real programme. www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/s...
- Went to Booths. Needed a bag. Picked one up. Saw this one. Threw the first one away like it was cheap garbage.
- what the actual fucking christ is going on at corrie www.digitalspy.com/soaps/corona...
- Miss Piggy is and remains an icon and this is the least she deserves. youtu.be/KMJYvKy5IJg?...
- Caught up with #DragRaceUK and what a nice old lady the Canadian entrant was.
- Incapable of dressing well. Fuck knows what his wedding photos looked like.
- Just passed a bus with a WellWoman ad on the back and it had a DIFFERENT picture of Tess Daly on it.
- Premixed Vesper Martinis? Do you WANT me to be an alcoholic?
- Reposted by ScottThis cracked me up 🤣🤣
- Waitrose farmers: very considerate lovers.
- You and Yours is talking to an RAF veteran and delightfully he has a proper 1950s British war movie accent.
- Mandelson is up there with Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage for having some kind of unstoppable charisma that bewitches political journalists but is entirely invisible to the general public.
- Reposted by ScottIt's Elmo's birthday
- Woke myself saying “guys I don’t think we’re cool” out loud.
- Charlie Lawson is admittedly batshit and Jim’s last storyline was utterly vile but there’s no real need to kill a character offscreen who could be useful later on. www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/cor...
- Need to reprogramme Siri so when I ask “where are you?” to locate my phone it haughtily replies “I’M over here” in the voice of Miss Moneypenny at the start of Octopussy.
- call me when they resurrect Sky Onc
- One of my main takeaways from the Epstein case is that men will walk into the most obvious blackmail trap you’ve ever seen if they think they might get a shag out of it.
- Reposted by Scott[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint
- Heswall doesn’t half fancy itself as a cut above the rest of Merseyside but it’s Scouse at heart.
