Melinda Salisbury
Athos in the streets. Aramis in the sheets. Porthos in the skeets
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Fix your hearts or die
she/her
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- Well this presents quite the conundrum, because now I want him to live long enough to see them get it
- The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated. www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
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- The hotel room HAS A BATH!!!!!
- I think I'm being bullied on the train! The iPhone-face girls started talking about how they hated fringes, then they moved on to hating the emo/goth look, and right now they're hating red lipstick!
- My favourite search engine is Reddit
- I wish I could relax my face
- How did men get to be in charge when they're SO RELENTLESSLY CRINGEY
- I have to do an overnight stay while I do some school visits to celebrate ENDGAME coming out, and do you know what that means? Steak frites dinner and wine in a mug while watching terrestrial TV in the hotel!!!!! THE BEST OF TIMES
- Something I started doing this year is keeping a Done list instead of a To-Do list and after a month of implementation I can tell you it's a much nicer feeling to look at what I've achieved at the end of each day, instead of seeing what I didn't manage to tick off
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- Paul Giamatti in The Holdovers
- I adore this story! I'm delighted to see it on the Locus Recommended Reading List!
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- I'm considering pivoting away from 'Mel' as a nickname, and going with 'Mindy' instead. I don't feel like a Mel anymore
- I think as a precaution we just need to jail anyone with more than five million dollars. Not even pounds. American dollars
- Have you ever been sat reading quietly and then all of a sudden you hear the tearing, papery sound of something living splitting apart across the room? Because I now have and I didn't know daffodils made a sound when they began to bloom
- Honestly getting a bit tired of that man banging on about how bad it was to have a bear living under his house, as if it's not my my dream. I can't even get blue tits to visit my feeder and you had a bear? A bear CHOSE YOU? Fuck you, pal
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- Due to the return of the cold weather, dinner will be an entire Toblerone, consumed in bed, with a hot water bottle under my knees
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- Really need the postperson to get their cute little butt here with my parcel because I've got to go out and get malt loaf for tonight's Ballad of Wallis Island party
- East Sussex Libraries accepted my suggestion to buy Jennette McCurdy's HALF HIS AGE and I'm number one in the queue! THE LIBRARY IS THE BEST THING WE'VE DONE AS A SPECIES
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