Elena Marchetti ❤️🔥 Chicago
unabashedly a lover • italian principessa della pasta • bringing the sauce 💋 CHI + FMTY
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- All you need to know about me is that I find a way to quote the Two Towers weekly in all contexts for any reason
- Enrolling for marketplace healthcare and unsurprised to see my monthly premium for the same plan is now +$300 for 2026. If any of you want to put me on payroll so I can get deeply subsidized insurance that would be huggggge BDE 😏 Please daddy
- Spending money on people who make my life easier & support me/my community brings me SO much joy. Buying lunch for dog groomers/walkers, sending gift cards to elder care workers, handing a fat tip to mail delivery folks, getting snacks & hand warmers for school crossing guards…
- It’s my birthday 🥰
- Fully how some clients think I’m going to show up to the outcall
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- From Day 1 as an LMT I made it a priority to do as much pro bono work as my body can handle & this last month has been a grind. With the stress of constant instability/war, people’s bodies are carrying so much pain and panic that they’re recoiling even from therapeutic touch.
- Dreaded phrase in an introductory email: “Before I provide all the details in your booking form…” 🙃
- Oops I did it again Refused to take off my Halloween costume until someone took it off for me 😍🔥 #datechicago #gfe #escort #halloween
- Preparing lunch. I have so many fancy oil cruets and bottles but my favorite is this blasphemous little guy 😇 La minestra o la finestra 🤷♀️
- My date saw my necklace was all tangled and fixed it. 🥰 Look out for me and I’ll look out for you, baby, that’s what it’s all about.
- Previously I noted that I have a fondness for stamps, so while traveling in DC I made the pilgrimage to Big Stamp aka the National Postal Museum. Why was I aroused after? 🧐 And more importantly, who will address it?
- Latest blog is out this morning on Substack, loves. I allocated a couple hundred words to talk about my experience with seasonal depression and intimacy. 💙 open.substack.com/pub/elenamar... #writing #substack #datechicago #gfe #oursky
- Obsessed with the Chess dot com app. I’m not as good as I thought I was, my endgame is meh because I get too cocky 😏 Who else plays?
- Your favorite dinner date, awash in red lighting as she tends to do 💋 #oursky #datechicago #fmty #gfe
- Lounge access at the airport for domestic travels is not super compelling to me personally because I play it way too fast and loose re: arriving at my gate prior to the start of boarding
- Speaking to my pedicurist, to the tune of “Shallow”: Tell me something, girl Do you like it when toenails are curled? Cause I could use some more Length cut from these claws because long toenails I abhor Lost it at the end but you get it. And they’re still longer than I like 🥲
- Packing for my short trip, a grueling effort. I’m NOT an efficient packer. I have minis of everything, cubes, travel-hardy outfits, all the fixins and yet it takes me forever to assemble
- Love waking up in my cozy and warm bed to something cozy and hot coming my way ✨ Grazie E
- It is so thrilling to me when clients suggest duo partners, and I love to hear the reasoning behind it. 👻 You think we’re both freaky? 📚 You know the other provider reads a lot too? 💘 You just ~*feel*~ like we’re a match? Tell me what you know… 😍 And then bring us together
- A hunch I have is that many lifelong learners are drawn to this community. This past year, I’ve had a go at rock climbing, learning card tricks, Thai massage, & Wordpress. Providers & clients, what skill/craft/information are you learning, honing, or otherwise working on?
