Mayor Howard Vander
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- Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor Being the mayor is a state of mind
- “Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
- Reposted by Mayor Howard VanderI’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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- The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
- Your mayor is about two core principles: regulatory capture and bisexual erasure, and pal, I’m plum outta regulations
- I’m The greatest motherfucker on the planet
- Same energy
- “Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”
- “Christ, what an asshole”
- “Bitch better have my money”
- Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”
- @papafazuul.bsky.social you see this shit
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- Well, time for therapy, maybe I’ll learn they discovered a cure for paralytic anhedonia this time
- Is “silver paper” the quintessential Mountain song? Yeah probably
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- Her name is Judy, thanks.
