matty stratton
I have friends everywhere
Chicagoland area
Dogs > people
he/they
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- This might be my favorite thing @quinnypig.com has ever written www.lastweekinaws.com/blog/chris-h...
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- Had to pick up a pair of emergency readers since the ones I brought broke; but I like them! They go with the hair
- Hiya from Florida!
- And…landed in Orlando!
- Everything is awful and scary but it still was pretty cool (and anxiety inducing) watching Alex Honnold free solo a skyscraper live
- New color, who dis
- Time to take an edible and watch bobs burgers, let’s see how this evening goes
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- Well that sucked
- Well fuck
- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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- It’s amazing how Chris Collinsworth is able to give play by play commentary with his mouth full of Matthew Stafford’s dick
- Currently acting as MITM passing notes via text message between @kat.lol and my son discussing anime recos
- Megan Mullally as Gayle in Bob’s Burgers is amazing. The end.
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- Btw, I might be wrong, but I think that ever since @stefinitely.cool caught me looking down her shirt when we were on the couch together she has started wearing more lower cut things around me 🤔
- Sadly, two of our chickens seem to be missing :/
- This flu is no joke. Ugh.
- Has anyone told the Bears that it’s allowed to actually play football before the fourth quarter
- Well…guess who just tested positive for flu
