Matt Bruce
Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz.
He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Design Engineering Lead.
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- May as well dive right in. Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball? According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’” Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
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- Reposted by Matt BruceSome people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
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- Okay, it’s 2am, the cinnamon buns are formed and cold proofing, the dry and wet ingredients for the dinner rolls and peanut butter blossoms are staged and I have timers for when everything needs to come out of the fridge to room temp. Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
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- I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.
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- Popular accounts asking what aura farming is, is aura farming, and they know it.
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- Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.
- Weapons failed bury your gays.
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- I’m getting married on Saturday. I just bought a Home Depot Big Skeleton as a prop for photos. I feel untethered from reality.
- Reposted by Matt BruceKIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
- Where is White Shrek?
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- Reposted by Matt BruceHere are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
- Both Amy Sedaris and Poehler said they wouldn’t want to do 8 shows, so I think the next logical replacements are Margot Martindale, Ann Dowd, Cherry Jones, Cheyenne Jackson, or June Squibb. Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.
- I need to know everyone in the veto’s dominant hands, because if everyone’s right handed, only Vince did not grab the poisoned glass with their dominant hand every, single, time. #bb27
- I’m obsessed and respect Vinnie’s gameplay. They call him a weasel, but he’s actually a possum: here’s Keanu coming at him with this toxic anger and Vinnie has him apologizing. Man’s won two HoHs and he’s convinced half the house he’s a just a wittle baby they can fix. #bb27
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- I assume Ava won the knockout competition like this. #bb27
