Magic: the Simpsoning
Magic "what the hell am I doing on social media" the Simpsoning. MoCo, MD. He/him.
- Reposted by Magic: the SimpsoningDeath Camp For Cutie over here
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- Work is such a Milhousian endeavor, telling yourself hourly "if you do everything they say, management is bound to respect you."
- One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
- This guy is casting stones from glass houses by criticizing the head of anything.
- Put the Copilot button wherever you want, Microsoft, I'm still not gonna click it. I play MtGO, I'm undeterred by a hostile interface.
- HBO like
- Who's ready for another week of rising and grinding to power the ethnonationalist pedophilia engine?
- You can't do that in Minnesota
- Reposted by Magic: the SimpsoningTake me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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- We have finished all the main series Star Wars. Here is my updated ranking. These are from the gut - ep IX is pointless, but I found it to be a pretty fun kind of pointless. VIII has good themes and is well-made but is a huge mess. VII is one of the worst movies ever. V IV III II VIII IX I VI VII
- how long until we're all clockwork oranged into watching Melania?
- who turned Johnny Cash into a 3/3 green creature token?
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- Reposted by Magic: the SimpsoningRIP catherine o’hara, she has many phenomenal roles but obviously one of my favorites is her guest role in 30 rock as kenneth’s mother
- Reposted by Magic: the SimpsoningMacaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
- thank god he's not also dead and is just doing what all artists from other countries should probably be doing. Sad state of affairs for sure, but when I see a pic of someone whose work I enjoy, I'm honestly just happy they're still alive.
- We’re going to see more and more of this. They’re going to start canceling live events because our country SUCKS. … Brian May Rules Out Queen Shows in US: “America Is a Dangerous Place at the Moment” "It's very sad because I feel like Queen grew up in America" consequence.net/2026/01/bria...
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- the first 1/12th of this year has been profoundly unpleasant
- I knew I said nice things about her somewhere. I try not to go to pieces over celebrity deaths, but I'm failing in this case.
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- RIP Katherine O'Hara, one of the GOATS. She should have won an Oscar for For Your Consideration, a movie about Oscar nominations.
- If they set The Bear in Milwaukee, they could have called it "Whiskconsin"
- I don't get the appeal either, but they're just a band, dude!
- I invested like $100 in $SLV (silver) a few years ago and it's outperformed my 401K percentage-wise, not counting what my employer matches, by quite a bit. Society would be better served if me and whoever's managing my Fidelity account were out picking beans.
- galaxy-brain cube deck, very ungalaxy brain decision to play my matches at 2 AM.
- Reposted by Magic: the SimpsoningWhen I was asked what plane has the best pizza, I gave three answers: Ravnica, Fiora, and New Capenna.
- DENTAL PLAN
- Maro not giving "best pizza" to New Capenna?
- Someone on my blog asked what plane has the best pizza. One of the planes I chose was Ravnica, so another person asked which guild made the best pizza. It was “Another Day of R&D Productivity Lost” (for fans of my old “Tales from the Pit” comic). #WotCStaff
- A steel blade? So he wasn't even level 15 yet?
- I'm sure the quick cuts are for dramatic effect. I'm sure any 3 consecutive seconds of this look fine.
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- Menswear guy is an interesting public figure, his efficacy is tied to an expertise in a bourgeois domain. But what's he gonna do post-revolution, critique the cut of our utilitarian robes?
- Is this why people were talking about olive oil yesterday? Olive oil seems like a very finance-y interest. Bateman would go on a tear about olive oil.
- Should they be made the subject of fun?
- Reposted by Magic: the Simpsoningnice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
- Ser Arlan of Pennytree
