Martyn Day
He/they, 27yo | 🏳️⚧️🇰🇪 | NSFW, strictly 18+ | Okayish artist, subpar writer, enjoyer of blasphemous things | Actually a crow
- Conito bonito of the day... day 381 extra bonito today
- - Cargo pants - Long Con's hair in the back - Modern AU Stizzy - Height differences - Arms 🔥🔥🔥 Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
- "My captain is about to show you his bowling ball. And you'd better be fucking nice about it."
- Handy
- Well, that's tomorrow's manifestation post sorted. 🕯️🕯️✨✨😀😀
- STIZZY COUNTRY SAY THANK YOU SAMBA
- do you guys ever think about how cute izzy hands is. like. he is so many things but above all he's a lil cutiepie and i'm obsessed with him
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- AU where Stede Bonnet spends a weekend at the coast and meets Izzy Hands a historical reenactor who Will Not break character. Stede asks him where the best Sushi is in town and Izzy says he had no idea what sushi is but the mess is where he has all his meals.
- Submissive alpha Izzy Hands my beloved
- Why is it that, every time I interact with An Annoying Person, said person always has a history of being annoying with other people in the community
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- Gastritis is a funny disease, because all the textbooks say avoid coffee, alcohol, spices, and after weeks of denying yourself everything good it'll turn out that it's plain scrambled eggs that make you feel like you've drunk bleach.
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- Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴☠️🫶 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
- What if we did the class like this? …..
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- This weekend my mom looked over at me from the passenger seat and said, "Sarah... that coat is ridiculous!" And then we laughed and laughed.
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- Finally I understand why people want to be tall, it’s not some "toxic masculinity thing", it’s so you can pick up tiny daddies and carry them around like a koala🥰
- 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️YES PLEASE 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
- Rizzy absolutely goated and blessed as a ship. I know Roach injected that man with some green goop Reanimator style when nobody was looking and that's the real season 3
- HER LEGENDARY BLACKBEARD BIG LESBIAN ICON #ofmd
- Ok so I'm not in trouble and not fired but my hours are getting cut in half for a while so that's... not good for the paycheck. Gonna need a second line of income to feed myself now😮💨
- Another chance to turn poison to positivity, at least. <3
- Oh no🥺 That's awful. I send you lots of hugs❤️🩹🫂
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- Mood.
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- It's good to take a break sometimes.
- 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Con & Samba 🕯️ cooking class 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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- Connor at a Grammy's after party via Getty Images
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- "A 2-year-old boy was breastfeeding in detention. One 6-year-old boy had leukemia. An 8-year-old girl began wetting the bed. A 14-year-old girl engaged in self-harm...None of these children or their parents had a criminal history anywhere in the world." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
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- #HeatedRivaly ICE OUT is now open for donations through Feb. 14th! Donate to one of our supported nonprofits, submit the donation form, and you'll get a gift from a Heated Rivalry creator! Details in the carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co
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- Sometimes I think about how the concept of my novel started out as Stizzy fanfic...and now the plot is so different and so much better its insane
- Share a preacher, nun, or priest.
- do u ever think abt how may edizzy fics/shippers there would be if ofmd got a bunch of seasons 😔