first time on here in months and wow it’s still like a fisher price social media
these were €6
ah yes sleep, thank you for evading me
sunbathing naked in Italy is how i wish to spend my life
this app is so dead it’s so sad
i’m drunk
but don’t panic i found the perfect t shirt
all i have on this holiday is gym shorts, a shirt, trainers and a fleece
PLS LOST BAGGAGE SHOW UP
all i have on this holiday is gym shorts, a shirt, trainers and a fleece
PLS LOST BAGGAGE SHOW UP
still think driving a tesla is the most embarrassing thing a human can do
i have been sunbathing in my speedos and it has cured everything
can someone please fat shame me
the existential crisis is kicking hard tonight
he was so proud of himself for coming up with this one
As a vegetarian I too can offer a plant based creamy topping
boobs
people who don’t have pets are sus
meep
how is everyone on this weird app so hung
hi
i am so gay omg
sunday scaries
i’m so bad at using this app
i’m horny who wants to fuck x
ugh i am so gay
got the wrong train. went to Utrecht.
it was cute
i am in the hague
no i am not being tried for crimes against humanity
i need to buy a work suit today. recommendations pls ??????
looking for volunteers to feed me snacks
have neglected this site so hi
hi !!!!
my pecs have grown so much recently oooo
i need to stop having lunch at 4pm
everyone drives such BORING cars like i’m staring at the gym car park and every car is white or grey apart from my BRIGHT RED NOISY MINI
the UK deserves economic ruin i just paid ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT POUNDS (and 60p) for a return train to london wtf
does
@jackwjb.bsky.social have a cat yet?
i have the most scariest sunday scaries ever today seeing as i start a new job tomorrow eek
i scroll through the discover list on this app and everyone is naked ? wow hi
what i don’t understand about el*n m*sk and people like jk r*wling is why not just get immensely wealthy and retire into comfortable obscurity? maybe do some charity work? be a decent person? surely the route they’ve chosen is just… exhausting
not being back at work until monday is the only thing keeping me from succumbing to this viral plague
my new year’s resolution is to get bigger pecs 🫡🤭
