Louisa
Butch Strega Nona. Genderqueer, she/her, but they/them is fine too. You maybe know me from Twitter. Better a pig than a fascist.
- Many things about the world are very bad right now, but I can still go to the theatre as a little birthday treat
- I would add one more, which was my late Arthur: 4. Too Smart To Be Functional
- I could watch Arthur, in real time, overthink something and then become weird and anxious about it
- Which, you know, relatable. He was just very good at learning the wrong things. Like I left him locked up with a toy filled with peanut butter, and did he learn from this that he could get peanut butter in exchange for being apart? No, he refused to eat peanut butter for the next 6 years
- I’m really, really tired of people needing to find out for themselves why we needed public health advances in the first place. Read a book
- This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all. "Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact." people.com/ballerina-fa...
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View full threadBut that would take *effort*.
- But like would it? Call your secretary and have them arrange it my dude, you’re worth millions
- Still thinking about something I overheard hours ago now: one young man explaining to another how he only owns five pairs of underwear and “it’s fine, bro”
- Do people not wash a load of laundry every day?
- Well now that I have a baby I do
- Because I remember the white-hot rage I felt: She asked him to plan and take her on a trip to Greece. But nope. Egg apron.
- Also, and I just looked this up to confirm my memory was right— the thing he’s an heir to? Airline fortune! His dad founded JetBlue. Travel is the easiest thing in the world for him to gift
- It was just that like, she had said some things she was hoping he might get for her birthday, or maybe even specifically asked for something, and he got her a fucking apron for collecting eggs. Like he got her something to do chores with.
- I think she had asked for an international vacation, like a second honeymoon, and she got…egg apron
