Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.
Spinster & Lunatic.
Antisocialite. Bibliophile.
Classics nerd. Cat mum.
Floofus Enthusiast.
Divine hag o’ the ashes.
Weighs the same as a duck.
Damalur-sol. she/her 🇳🇴 🏴
#UglyDogs #AuDHD
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Mom. Wife. Aunt. Dogmom.
Militantly joyful.
#AGoodPlace
❤️ Phillies & Eagles.
Football ⚽ fanatic.
Footy fan - Go Cats!
🎶 Alt Nation fan. Whovian.
Jersey girl. Atheist.
Democratic Socialist.
Chronic pain & migraine warrior.
Opioid-free w/ Medical Marijuana.
🦃 THEN: Notes From Undergrad 🪕 NOW: No. 1 in Heaven Starring Travels With Brindle 🎩 COMING THIS SPRING: The Pilgrim
PhD, Comms Prof. Book publishing. Writer. Detroit, Ann Arbor, NYC, Charleston, Elon University
#GoBlue.
Artful Thinkers, beach, sun, travel, flowers, radical, progressive, CMO, creative, human rights, strategic, family, amateur photographer. With Her. Love my NO and Padres!