LittleMxSurly
Yes I am trans. No I would not like to be in a threesome with your soon to be ex husband and yourself. Yes I would like a cookie please. Faustian bargain hunter since 1996 (etc.)
- I was trying to search if that old asshole senator had died but I couldn’t remember his name only the phrase “haunted turtle”
- My dick was about 6" long but now that it's a vagina it goes like 7" deep Like wtf, that math don't math
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View full threadAlso probably some kind of sorcery on my part 😉
- You can never underestimate the impact of magic. That’s just scientific fact.
- Pride. Standing up straight head held high
- I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
- Memories of POVray
- lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
- I feel bad laughing at this one and yet here I am
- Oh no. Venus Envy Ottawa is closing :(
- I don’t know what that is but it’s already the funniest title for a company ever😩
- Local queer owned sex shop. It was a community hub until a few years ago when a fire in their building had them go online only and it’s just been struggling :(
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- Ya they posted on their instagram :(
- 2018 me: I’m moving into the woods! It will be so good for my mental health 😊 2026 me: I answer the questions “what if the Unabomber transitioned?”
- There would be no more historically significant act in a journalists career than to tell this man to fuck himself in the most colorful way possible when this happens.
