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We should just start rounding up Americans in Canada and deport them to Siberia and then they can wait for their day in court, 30 years later! It takes a lot of paperwork and time! So Americans come to Canada we will have a better future for you!
You know you’re Canadian when you have three different levels of winter boots!
I’m investing 40 million dollars in a film that should generate a hundred dollars or more!
The best man story ever!!! A wife yells at her husband for parking so far away, she is upset! He explains that he knows that this will piss her off, and if she goes in the grocery store mad! She grabs what she wants and leaves! He then said if you go in happy, you shop for hours!!!
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The states wants to put a 100% tariff on Canada. I say go for it , we will just stop imports to the USA, hydro gas oil everything!
As a Canadian I feel sorry for the American people, but on the other hand you got exactly what you voted for. A criminal who thinks he’s above the law and can do whatever he wants, so it’s your hole you dug, and good luck covering up that piece of shit you call Mr. President, shit stains remain
My girl likes to drink whiskey, my girl likes to drink wine, my girl like to drink beer and scotch, bourbon and moonshine. Yes I love my baby but she’s drunk all the time!
Idiocracy is not a comedy, it’s a prophecy! Good luck Americans!!!
Be the ruler of Americas , the Mexican says that it wants a wall so big that no American can get in or out, so the genie asks the Canadian what do you want, he asks so this wall no one can get in or out? Genie says yes! He says fill it up with water!
An American, a Mexican and a Canadian are walking on a beach, and they find a strange looking lamp, they clean it up and poof a genie appears, and looks at the three of them and says, well I can grant three wishes, so each of you will have one wish, the American says I want to
