For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
- We're all gonna laugh about the crypto crash until we eventually hear about a father who kills his whole family because he lost all their Disney vacay money on Fartcoin, at which point we will laugh in a way that's a little quieter but much more darkly gratifying.
- @danclyne.bsky.social Excited for the big game this weekend, bud? Excited to see those giants of the gridiron punt around the ol' squash? I know I am. The missus even tells me she might make her famous Salisbury steak sliders for me and "m'boys." Can't beat that!
- I've been feeling pretty off since I found out Sam Morrill and Dan Soder are two different people. Just out there in the world. Existing at the same time.